Me: Oh boy. *gets out Kujaku Candroid* C'mon man, wake up!
Ankh, sees opportunity to take advantage of Eiji fainting (Grabs Eiji's wallet): All right, time to check out the frozen food section.
Me: >___< This is bad.
Ankh, in frozen ice cream section: Shopping for ice is the best! >:D *smirks as shocked shoppers in the vicinity stop and ogle him as he fills up a shopping cart with as much ice candy packages as it can possibly hold...which means he empties the entire freezer.
Later...
Eiji, reviving: Huh...uh...where am I? Oh, where's my wallet?
Me: The bird has flown the coop.
Eiji: Huh? What...Oh no, he hasn't...
Some distance away, a cashier shrieks.
Cashier: ARE YOU NUUUUTSSS?!
Ankh: Tch! I've got the cash! Now check out these ice candies!
Cashier: O.o But sir, you're in the express lane. I can only take 10 items or less, you know? I can't possibly check out 150 boxes of ice pops in the express lane! >o<
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Date: 2011-04-15 10:44 pm (UTC)Eiji in ladies section: O_O...O.o....X_X *faint*
Me: Oh boy. *gets out Kujaku Candroid* C'mon man, wake up!
Ankh, sees opportunity to take advantage of Eiji fainting (Grabs Eiji's wallet): All right, time to check out the frozen food section.
Me: >___< This is bad.
Ankh, in frozen ice cream section: Shopping for ice is the best! >:D *smirks as shocked shoppers in the vicinity stop and ogle him as he fills up a shopping cart with as much ice candy packages as it can possibly hold...which means he empties the entire freezer.
Later...
Eiji, reviving: Huh...uh...where am I? Oh, where's my wallet?
Me: The bird has flown the coop.
Eiji: Huh? What...Oh no, he hasn't...
Some distance away, a cashier shrieks.
Cashier: ARE YOU NUUUUTSSS?!
Ankh: Tch! I've got the cash! Now check out these ice candies!
Cashier: O.o But sir, you're in the express lane. I can only take 10 items or less, you know? I can't possibly check out 150 boxes of ice pops in the express lane! >o<