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Ankh, put the detective down. Now. Unless you want to be roast birdy. *holds up flamethrower* I'm warning you...! >:(

He's shedding? Oh geez, this can't be good then...


Hoo boy. Well, there's your forecast for today, folks. Sunny, with a slight chance of a small Medal shower. *snaps open umbrella*


Not without his permission you don't, mister. Do you want him to arrest you for inappropriate touching?


Great, you choked him. >_< I demand you say his eulogy at the funeral, since you were the one who killed him.

No, you're not okay. I am not happy with the way Ankh's using you like some sort of tool. No sirree. I'll have you arrested on charges of kidnapping and intent to kill if you take this too far, Ankh.

That's exactly what I mean by going too far. But then again, did I mention how purdy your wings are? <3


Oh. That's, erm, nice. *gulps* Sorry I threatened to arrest you? May I bow down at your feet now? I'm like, so sorry I ever threatened you. Life, health, and strength be to you, now just don't kill me! XO *kowtows, then runs away*



Yeah, Gotou's right. How would you like it if your only remaining family member was taken as a hostage and you're not sure if he'll make it through the ordeal? On that note, how could you? T_T Meanie! *cries* I prayed for your safety, dammit!


*bursts into song* Oh Ankh-chan, you're breaking my heart, you're tearing it apart...






Lefty's personality really rubbed off on you, didn't it? >:\ Look at you, so violent! Tsk!


OUCHIES.

Yours, eh? Confiscating Medals now, eh? Oh Ankh, you're in so much hot water now, I'm gonna need a swimming pool sized pot to boil you alive in as punishment.


Yeah! Kidnapping is a crime, ya know!


Whoa, showdown!


I see red, I see purple, I see -- pooh, nothing rhymes with purple. Anyway, check it out, Eiji's Rage-O-Meter just exploded!


Ankh, be careful, you do not want to piss Eiji off! Look at him! He's so scary when he's angry! :O (Ankh too, but Ankh's always angry. :P)


Eiji used Rage! The wild Ankh used Fly! The wild Ankh fled!

Whoa, that guy has green eyes! This can only mean one thing...the return of Mr. Bugs (no, not that Bugs)!

Hey, what's up, doc?

You're gonna make a Yummy out of Uva? O_o How does that work? Twilight, we gotta research this! *dashes into her library in Ponyville*


O_______________________________________________O *audience sits, stunned* How can you make a bird outta a bug, really? :O

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's an Angry Birdy! xD

Stop moping, Hina. Ask not what Eiji and Ankh can do for you and Big Brother, ask what you can do for them instead!


Let me guess...Ankh hates family reunions. *snickers*

Nobody can forgive Ankh now. :\ And I was going to name my Hogwarts owl after him too in my fanfic. >_< Guess I won't be doing that anymore.

Uva: Ah, I love the sound of heartbreak in the morning. x)

Timon! Pumbaa! We gotta go Bowling for Buzzards again! 8D Okay, it's not exactly a buzzard, but still...close enough! ^_^; (takes a closer look) OH GROSS, he's got an ugly old man face! EWWWWWWWWWWW!

Or you can come over to bowl along with a herd of rampaging wildebeests. :O


Hi there! Time for work, people! :D

But is it really necessary? You're going to battle, not to a fashion show. O.o

Hmm...I do wonder if that outfit will even win a fashion show...

LOL at Eiji's reaction. :P

Yeah. ANYway...let's fry some birdie! XD

Poor Satonaka... ^_^;


Ankh, if you want to go off and be "Your Highness" and lead the Greeed to glory, fine. But leave Dr. Maki alone! >_< That man deserves no one's attention.

*spits out hot dog bun* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! *choke, gasp, wheeze*

*spits out drink* PTOO! Okay, you're full of surprises, ya know that?

Destroy the purple Medals to promote the spread of desire in the world? Sounds like a good plan. But you just said Core Medals shouldn't be destroyed...hey Cakeboss, can't we just perform surgery on Eiji, get them out, and just bury them instead?

WHOA! :O

Cause of burnt dinner: One mutant arm. Swell. :S

Clumsy, aren't we?

*imagines herself wringing Ankh's neck* WHY YOU...you...SELFISH PRICK!


Must be nice standing in the back of a moving vehicle.


What the--? Ankh, tell me I did not just see you try to barbecue your former partner.


Bugs--The Ultimate Survivors. (Hey, that would make a great movie title) Yeah, it's tough to be a bug, but then again, they do exist on every continent except Antarctica. Uva's not gonna go down that easy.

Or I will eat you, because I'm a bird, and I can. Got that, Bugbrain? >:)


Ankh: You guys had better be happy to see us, because anyone who doesn't like me gets fried. Are we clear?

Ankh: Tell me we're clear. Because I've got these awesome wings that can totally kick all your butts at once. YEAH. >:)
Uva: HEY I CAN'T SEE! >_< Wings down in front!