Yeah, I would not make Eiji go shopping with me...he would probably pick out some not so awesome looking underwear, imo. I prefer solid colored ones. ^_^;
Just imagine Eiji in the ladies underwear section of any store...and immediately going from O_o to O/////O when he sees the displays of random teeny tiny panties. XD
Ankh: Tch...what a waste of time. >_< Do they have a place that sells ice candy in this mall?
me: Hmm...there's a vending machine that sells ice cream...
Ankh: WHERE??? Show me!
me: O_o Or you can buy ice candy at Target, probably...
Ankh: Good! Go get me a few boxes.
me: Ex-CUSE me? I'm not the one who is supposed to be feeding your drug habit. :p
Ankh. >_____< Tch. *lifts Eiji's wallet* Ok, now we can go. *evil smile*
Me: Oh boy. *gets out Kujaku Candroid* C'mon man, wake up!
Ankh, sees opportunity to take advantage of Eiji fainting (Grabs Eiji's wallet): All right, time to check out the frozen food section.
Me: >___< This is bad.
Ankh, in frozen ice cream section: Shopping for ice is the best! >:D *smirks as shocked shoppers in the vicinity stop and ogle him as he fills up a shopping cart with as much ice candy packages as it can possibly hold...which means he empties the entire freezer.
Later...
Eiji, reviving: Huh...uh...where am I? Oh, where's my wallet?
Me: The bird has flown the coop.
Eiji: Huh? What...Oh no, he hasn't...
Some distance away, a cashier shrieks.
Cashier: ARE YOU NUUUUTSSS?!
Ankh: Tch! I've got the cash! Now check out these ice candies!
Cashier: O.o But sir, you're in the express lane. I can only take 10 items or less, you know? I can't possibly check out 150 boxes of ice pops in the express lane! >o<
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Ankh: Tch...what a waste of time. >_< Do they have a place that sells ice candy in this mall?
me: Hmm...there's a vending machine that sells ice cream...
Ankh: WHERE??? Show me!
me: O_o Or you can buy ice candy at Target, probably...
Ankh: Good! Go get me a few boxes.
me: Ex-CUSE me? I'm not the one who is supposed to be feeding your drug habit. :p
Ankh. >_____< Tch. *lifts Eiji's wallet* Ok, now we can go. *evil smile*
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Eiji in ladies section: O_O...O.o....X_X *faint*
Me: Oh boy. *gets out Kujaku Candroid* C'mon man, wake up!
Ankh, sees opportunity to take advantage of Eiji fainting (Grabs Eiji's wallet): All right, time to check out the frozen food section.
Me: >___< This is bad.
Ankh, in frozen ice cream section: Shopping for ice is the best! >:D *smirks as shocked shoppers in the vicinity stop and ogle him as he fills up a shopping cart with as much ice candy packages as it can possibly hold...which means he empties the entire freezer.
Later...
Eiji, reviving: Huh...uh...where am I? Oh, where's my wallet?
Me: The bird has flown the coop.
Eiji: Huh? What...Oh no, he hasn't...
Some distance away, a cashier shrieks.
Cashier: ARE YOU NUUUUTSSS?!
Ankh: Tch! I've got the cash! Now check out these ice candies!
Cashier: O.o But sir, you're in the express lane. I can only take 10 items or less, you know? I can't possibly check out 150 boxes of ice pops in the express lane! >o<
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