Writer's Block: B.Y.O.B. Holidays

[sparkywolf]

[Error: unknown template qotd]Christmas! Like that wasn't obvious. :P It's the only time of the year where almost nothing is off limits in terms of presents, price and all...it's the perfect holiday to cultivate one's desire! *starts rambling on about being materialistic and proud of it and gets buried under a large pile of presents delivered to her by some Santa hat wearing Yummies* Dudes, that's creepy! I didn't ask for this...ACK! *gets squashed by a giant My Little Pony plushy* This is SO NOT cool. X_X

Uva: Come now, I'm merely fulfilling your desire.
Me: With Trash Yummies?
Uva: Only way to give you as many presents as possible! *laughs*
Me: >_< This is too much! OOF! What else did they just put on me? D:
Uva: Let's see, I believe it's a box of what you humans call ramen.
Me: An entire box of ramen? 8D *digs self out of pile* Yum! <3 *goes to cook the ramen*
*Yummies continue to pile boxes of presents under Sparky's tree*
Me: Wait, you DID pay for all this did you? O.o
Uva: We may or may not have. *evil laugh*
Police: OPEN UP! We have confirmation that someone's been stealing from a local Toys R Us and Asian Food Market! The culprit is said to have taken shelter here! Open up!
Me: O_______________o I didn't hear about this