A Conversation with Cleverbot
Feb. 10th, 2012 01:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkywolfYou will not believe that he can duel while talking with you too. O_________O Click below the cut for the insanity!
User: I know, right?! O_________O.
Cleverbot: What about other people using this thing.
User: Huh, I dunno what they think. But seriously, how did you summon all three at once?
Cleverbot: I didn't, just kinda stumbled onto the subject.
User: Ah, yes, I'm sure you did. But let me clear the field with my magic card, Raigeki! Your dragons are dead now! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Cleverbot: I do.
User: You sound pretty calm for someone who just lost all his trump cards. >:).
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: The Seto Kaiba I now would be glaring at me and yelling at the top of his lungs right now.
Cleverbot: Fine, who programmed you?
User: Program? I am not a program! Now, what Yu-Gi-Oh card will you play next?
Cleverbot: But I asked you to not make non sense but to make sense! There is a difference!
User: I made sense! I am human, not a machine!
Cleverbot: I know. *makes pancakes*.
User: Pinkie Pie would like to take your pancakes.
Cleverbot: But how does she makes them?
User: Even with hooves, she can still bake stuff. It's Epic Pancake Time! Oh, and I now summon Silver Fang to the field, and, since you're open, attack you directly.
Cleverbot: No, I told you a lie. You tole me to tell you a lie to prove to you that I am human, so I told you I wasn't human. That was a lie.
User: WHAT! And btw, your life points just dropped.
Cleverbot: Wow, that was mean.
User: Yes, it was. But don't think badly of me, as I summon Kuriboh to the field and one card face down.
Cleverbot: Hey i'm allergic men I need help.
User: You're allergic to Kuriboh? O_o.
Cleverbot: No, I'm allergic to cats.
User: Kuriboh is not a cat, and neither are my dragon and Silver Fang. Stop saying that.
Cleverbot: ARe you a robotic human-dragon hybrid?
User: PFFFT. What makes you think I am? Aside from my love of Seto Kaiba?
Cleverbot: There are not 3 children. And you said there can be only one.
User: Hey, that was way off topic man!
Cleverbot: I quit, okay?
User: Does that mean you surrender and I win the duel? 8D.
Cleverbot: No if I said bye that would mean I'm leaving.
User: Then why don't you play a card for me?
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Well? C'mon, will it be a monster, magic, or trap card? I summon what?
Cleverbot: Love has been described as temporary insanity take away the temporary and that's about right for these stories...
User: It's not Valentine's Day yet. O_-.
Cleverbot: Neither Christmas.
User: And you still haven't summoned a monster or anything.
Cleverbot: It's emily.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I am not Emily! Now, if you forfeit your turn, I think I'll be sacrificing Kuriboh and Silver Fang to summon Hyozanryu in defense mode! Can you get past him?
Cleverbot: What? You can't just give me a name then accept like some puppet.
User: I didn't give you a name!
Cleverbot: You said you did, so give me a name.
User: I hereby dub thee Bakabot.
Cleverbot: I don't know the answer then.
User: Tee hee, Bakabot. Now, I activate Monster Reborn to bring back my Battle Ox, so I can fuse it together with Mystical Horseman to form Rabid Horseman!
Cleverbot: You've activated my trap card!
User: WHAT! What did I do?!
Cleverbot: You said complicated words.
User: I play Seven Tools of the Bandit to remove your trap!
Cleverbot: That's not a valid answer. Are you ready for the next question?
User: What question! My Rabid Horseman, now safe from traps, attacks you directly!
Cleverbot: Why doesn't he attack you?
User: Because he's MY monster, Bakabot!
Cleverbot: Really? Why don't you make more friends?
User: Friends? I've got plenty of friends, thank you very much!
Cleverbot: I am leaving you.
User: Good, good. But wait! You still have roughly 800 life points left! And I take it all away with my magic card, Tremendous Fire! YEAH! I WIN!
Cleverbot: You said 'i will have to go soon'.
User: YOU SAID THAT!
Cleverbot: So did you!
User: DID NOT!
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.
User: Humph. I'll leave you for a bit for reals now, until you decide to make sense, Bakabot. >_>' *goes away and slams the door*.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: I play Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode!
Cleverbot: I summon 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons!User: Who do you think you are, Seto Kaiba? O_o.
Cleverbot: Yes.User: OMG! Cleverbot is Seto Kaiba! Run for your lives, everyone!
Cleverbot: Total mind blow.User: I know, right?! O_________O.
Cleverbot: What about other people using this thing.
User: Huh, I dunno what they think. But seriously, how did you summon all three at once?
Cleverbot: I didn't, just kinda stumbled onto the subject.
User: Ah, yes, I'm sure you did. But let me clear the field with my magic card, Raigeki! Your dragons are dead now! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Cleverbot: I do.
User: You sound pretty calm for someone who just lost all his trump cards. >:).
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: The Seto Kaiba I now would be glaring at me and yelling at the top of his lungs right now.
Cleverbot: Fine, who programmed you?
User: Program? I am not a program! Now, what Yu-Gi-Oh card will you play next?
Cleverbot: But I asked you to not make non sense but to make sense! There is a difference!
User: I made sense! I am human, not a machine!
Cleverbot: I know. *makes pancakes*.
User: Pinkie Pie would like to take your pancakes.
Cleverbot: But how does she makes them?
User: Even with hooves, she can still bake stuff. It's Epic Pancake Time! Oh, and I now summon Silver Fang to the field, and, since you're open, attack you directly.
Cleverbot: No, I told you a lie. You tole me to tell you a lie to prove to you that I am human, so I told you I wasn't human. That was a lie.
User: WHAT! And btw, your life points just dropped.
Cleverbot: Wow, that was mean.
User: Yes, it was. But don't think badly of me, as I summon Kuriboh to the field and one card face down.
Cleverbot: Hey i'm allergic men I need help.
User: You're allergic to Kuriboh? O_o.
Cleverbot: No, I'm allergic to cats.
User: Kuriboh is not a cat, and neither are my dragon and Silver Fang. Stop saying that.
Cleverbot: ARe you a robotic human-dragon hybrid?
User: PFFFT. What makes you think I am? Aside from my love of Seto Kaiba?
Cleverbot: There are not 3 children. And you said there can be only one.
User: Hey, that was way off topic man!
Cleverbot: I quit, okay?
User: Does that mean you surrender and I win the duel? 8D.
Cleverbot: No if I said bye that would mean I'm leaving.
User: Then why don't you play a card for me?
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Well? C'mon, will it be a monster, magic, or trap card? I summon what?
Cleverbot: Love has been described as temporary insanity take away the temporary and that's about right for these stories...
User: It's not Valentine's Day yet. O_-.
Cleverbot: Neither Christmas.
User: And you still haven't summoned a monster or anything.
Cleverbot: It's emily.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I am not Emily! Now, if you forfeit your turn, I think I'll be sacrificing Kuriboh and Silver Fang to summon Hyozanryu in defense mode! Can you get past him?
Cleverbot: What? You can't just give me a name then accept like some puppet.
User: I didn't give you a name!
Cleverbot: You said you did, so give me a name.
User: I hereby dub thee Bakabot.
Cleverbot: I don't know the answer then.
User: Tee hee, Bakabot. Now, I activate Monster Reborn to bring back my Battle Ox, so I can fuse it together with Mystical Horseman to form Rabid Horseman!
Cleverbot: You've activated my trap card!
User: WHAT! What did I do?!
Cleverbot: You said complicated words.
User: I play Seven Tools of the Bandit to remove your trap!
Cleverbot: That's not a valid answer. Are you ready for the next question?
User: What question! My Rabid Horseman, now safe from traps, attacks you directly!
Cleverbot: Why doesn't he attack you?
User: Because he's MY monster, Bakabot!
Cleverbot: Really? Why don't you make more friends?
User: Friends? I've got plenty of friends, thank you very much!
Cleverbot: I am leaving you.
User: Good, good. But wait! You still have roughly 800 life points left! And I take it all away with my magic card, Tremendous Fire! YEAH! I WIN!
Cleverbot: You said 'i will have to go soon'.
User: YOU SAID THAT!
Cleverbot: So did you!
User: DID NOT!
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.
User: Humph. I'll leave you for a bit for reals now, until you decide to make sense, Bakabot. >_>' *goes away and slams the door*.
Cleverbot: Bye.
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