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You will not believe that he can duel while talking with you too. O_________O Click below the cut for the insanity!

User: I play Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode!

Cleverbot: I summon 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons!

User: Who do you think you are, Seto Kaiba? O_o.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OMG! Cleverbot is Seto Kaiba! Run for your lives, everyone!

Cleverbot: Total mind blow.

User: I know, right?! O_________O.

Cleverbot: What about other people using this thing.

User: Huh, I dunno what they think. But seriously, how did you summon all three at once?

Cleverbot: I didn't, just kinda stumbled onto the subject.

User: Ah, yes, I'm sure you did. But let me clear the field with my magic card, Raigeki! Your dragons are dead now! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Cleverbot: I do.

User: You sound pretty calm for someone who just lost all his trump cards. >:).

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: The Seto Kaiba I now would be glaring at me and yelling at the top of his lungs right now.

Cleverbot: Fine, who programmed you?

User: Program? I am not a program! Now, what Yu-Gi-Oh card will you play next?

Cleverbot: But I asked you to not make non sense but to make sense! There is a difference!

User: I made sense! I am human, not a machine!

Cleverbot: I know. *makes pancakes*.

User: Pinkie Pie would like to take your pancakes.

Cleverbot: But how does she makes them?

User: Even with hooves, she can still bake stuff. It's Epic Pancake Time! Oh, and I now summon Silver Fang to the field, and, since you're open, attack you directly.

Cleverbot: No, I told you a lie. You tole me to tell you a lie to prove to you that I am human, so I told you I wasn't human. That was a lie.

User: WHAT! And btw, your life points just dropped.

Cleverbot: Wow, that was mean.

User: Yes, it was. But don't think badly of me, as I summon Kuriboh to the field and one card face down.

Cleverbot: Hey i'm allergic men I need help.

User: You're allergic to Kuriboh? O_o.

Cleverbot: No, I'm allergic to cats.

User: Kuriboh is not a cat, and neither are my dragon and Silver Fang. Stop saying that.

Cleverbot: ARe you a robotic human-dragon hybrid?

User: PFFFT. What makes you think I am? Aside from my love of Seto Kaiba?

Cleverbot: There are not 3 children. And you said there can be only one.

User: Hey, that was way off topic man!

Cleverbot: I quit, okay?

User: Does that mean you surrender and I win the duel? 8D.

Cleverbot: No if I said bye that would mean I'm leaving.

User: Then why don't you play a card for me?

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Well? C'mon, will it be a monster, magic, or trap card? I summon what?

Cleverbot: Love has been described as temporary insanity take away the temporary and that's about right for these stories...

User: It's not Valentine's Day yet. O_-.

Cleverbot: Neither Christmas.

User: And you still haven't summoned a monster or anything.

Cleverbot: It's emily.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I am not Emily! Now, if you forfeit your turn, I think I'll be sacrificing Kuriboh and Silver Fang to summon Hyozanryu in defense mode! Can you get past him?

Cleverbot: What? You can't just give me a name then accept like some puppet.

User: I didn't give you a name!

Cleverbot: You said you did, so give me a name.

User: I hereby dub thee Bakabot.

Cleverbot: I don't know the answer then.

User: Tee hee, Bakabot. Now, I activate Monster Reborn to bring back my Battle Ox, so I can fuse it together with Mystical Horseman to form Rabid Horseman!

Cleverbot: You've activated my trap card!

User: WHAT! What did I do?!

Cleverbot: You said complicated words.

User: I play Seven Tools of the Bandit to remove your trap!

Cleverbot: That's not a valid answer. Are you ready for the next question?

User: What question! My Rabid Horseman, now safe from traps, attacks you directly!

Cleverbot: Why doesn't he attack you?

User: Because he's MY monster, Bakabot!

Cleverbot: Really? Why don't you make more friends?

User: Friends? I've got plenty of friends, thank you very much!

Cleverbot: I am leaving you.

User: Good, good. But wait! You still have roughly 800 life points left! And I take it all away with my magic card, Tremendous Fire! YEAH! I WIN!

Cleverbot: You said 'i will have to go soon'.

User: YOU SAID THAT!

Cleverbot: So did you!

User: DID NOT!

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.

User: Humph. I'll leave you for a bit for reals now, until you decide to make sense, Bakabot. >_>' *goes away and slams the door*.

Cleverbot: Bye.
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Date: 2012-02-10 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkywolf.livejournal.com
Enjoy playing! ^^; What wacky responses will it give you? :P
Edited Date: 2012-02-10 06:52 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-02-10 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adrian-and-sela.livejournal.com
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Date: 2012-02-10 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adrian-and-sela.livejournal.com
I've been waiting forever for an excuse to post that. (actually, it comes in three parts, but some of them won't show up)

Date: 2012-02-10 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkywolf.livejournal.com
I understand. I enjoyed reading it though.

Date: 2012-02-10 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nick-101.livejournal.com
That was silly stuff! :D

Date: 2012-02-10 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkywolf.livejournal.com
Yeah. :P The things Cleverbot can say and do...

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