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Yow, yaoi! XD
Oct. 10th, 2011 09:19 pmSo ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
adrian_and_sela posted the UrbanDictionary definition of a yaoi fangirl, which totally cracked me up. Especially this part: "If one happens to enter the vicinity of a yaoi fangirl, and one is a relatively cute looking guy, run. Run very far, and very fast. Do not look back. Do not mention certain shows with disdain around them. One will be clawed, or at the very least, never seen from again...If treaded around carefully, one will survive an encounter with a yaoi fangirl with relatively few scars...that are physical. Psychologists should be standing by."
To this I respond with the definition of Yaoi Fangirl Virus, also taken from the same website, (but oh, please don't take it too seriously, Adrian...):
NOUN: A highly infectious, medically undetectable virus quickly becoming a pandemic amongst female anime fans. When fully fledged, the virus causes the infected to have an unhealthy, annoying infatuation with yaoi slash pairings. Common symptoms are interest in yaoi fanart, urges to write fanfics, wearing of cat ears, and glomping tendencies. It is spread either verbally or by means of the internet. It has even been known to cause death by compelling the infected to either glomp someone until their bones crack or annoy somebody to the point of suicidal intents. It is extremely important to defend yourself and your friends from the infection and influences of the virus by avoiding diseased persons at all costs and possibly wearing earplugs/masks should you ever be in the presence of a yaoi fangirl. Mental status may be altered, however, and psychological help should be sought out after contact. Those of us who are already anime (Sparky's extra note: or toku!) fangirls are prone to catching the disease. There is no known cure.
Oh dear, dear, dear... ^_^; What have I done? XD
Judging by the definition, I have a very severe case of YFV...^^; *innocently tries to hide![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
tokusmut from Adrian's view* I never did create this community, it must have been my evil, pervy twin...*shifty eyes*
adrian_and_sela posted the UrbanDictionary definition of a yaoi fangirl, which totally cracked me up. Especially this part: "If one happens to enter the vicinity of a yaoi fangirl, and one is a relatively cute looking guy, run. Run very far, and very fast. Do not look back. Do not mention certain shows with disdain around them. One will be clawed, or at the very least, never seen from again...If treaded around carefully, one will survive an encounter with a yaoi fangirl with relatively few scars...that are physical. Psychologists should be standing by."To this I respond with the definition of Yaoi Fangirl Virus, also taken from the same website, (but oh, please don't take it too seriously, Adrian...):
NOUN: A highly infectious, medically undetectable virus quickly becoming a pandemic amongst female anime fans. When fully fledged, the virus causes the infected to have an unhealthy, annoying infatuation with yaoi slash pairings. Common symptoms are interest in yaoi fanart, urges to write fanfics, wearing of cat ears, and glomping tendencies. It is spread either verbally or by means of the internet. It has even been known to cause death by compelling the infected to either glomp someone until their bones crack or annoy somebody to the point of suicidal intents. It is extremely important to defend yourself and your friends from the infection and influences of the virus by avoiding diseased persons at all costs and possibly wearing earplugs/masks should you ever be in the presence of a yaoi fangirl. Mental status may be altered, however, and psychological help should be sought out after contact. Those of us who are already anime (Sparky's extra note: or toku!) fangirls are prone to catching the disease. There is no known cure.
Oh dear, dear, dear... ^_^; What have I done? XD
Judging by the definition, I have a very severe case of YFV...^^; *innocently tries to hide
tokusmut from Adrian's view* I never did create this community, it must have been my evil, pervy twin...*shifty eyes*
